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Religion

Something stupid that was made by humans to give an explanation on stuff they couldn't explain because they didn't have enough knowledge.

It also caused many war, conflict and death.
Somewere in middle ages

-Oh no! The ground is shaking!
-Must be because of those (random) person! BURN THEM!!!

Today, in a history class:

Teacher: And that happened because of Religion
by ALi♠️ April 25, 2022
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3rd Priest Religion

The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.
Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.

People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.

3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.
by Jesus Follower May 25, 2011
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Stay out of politics and religion

Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!
Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"

Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
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True religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities
Girl 1: wow that guy is so hot but he’s kind of weird
Girl 2: talk about true religion genes!
by Ingredients January 27, 2022
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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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Religion

"I'm a good person."
"Why?"
"Because Religion! I believe that if I don't do good things, I will suffer eternal torture, so even though in my heart, I want to do bad things, and still often do, I have the moral superiority because I picked out a book to base all my beliefs on."
"What if you want to do something the book forbids?"
"That's the neat part. I can twist the book to mean whatever I want it to mean, so I can think I'm a good person, do bad shit, and control others, all in one fell swoop."
by AphraBehn February 10, 2025
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