Relationwhipped

An individual that is so relationship oriented that one-night stands and promiscuous sex is uninteresting or repulsive

Dude, that hot girl just told me to come home with her tonight, but I'm so relationwhipped, I don't think I could perform.

by Random__Guy November 20, 2011

Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.

"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"

by VicGoria January 26, 2014

Relationshiplash

The emotional injury caused when one enters into a relationship too quickly.

Wow you guys are going on a trip together after only 3 weeks? Be careful you don’t get relationshiplash!

by yellow giraffe March 7, 2014

relationship cred

How well you know someone that defines the appropriateness of the things you say to this person. You probably have high relationship cred with your bff but low relationship cred with the stranger in line ahead of you at the grocery store.

His joke was totally inappropriate given that we have low relationship cred.

by Shel Bell December 13, 2015

Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone

I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out

by TokenIranian September 22, 2016

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017