Poisonous Potato

A useless person.

I'm literally a poisonous potato.

by Mr. Twinkieface January 31, 2021

evil potato

An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!

Tv: “Breaking news, Evil Potatoes are everywhere so go home and lock your doors!”
Me hehehee

by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021

mashed potato hands

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.

Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.

by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023

chewing the raw potato

Conversing/small talk with an extremely boring person

"What's up? "
"Just chewing the raw potato with this horrifically boring person"

by That really smart Phil guy August 8, 2016

good looking potato

sometimes whenever man hoes like you but you are a potato, they will compliment you saying you are a good looking potato

Potato looking person: Ugh im so ugly i legit look like a potato
Man hoe: Yeah a good looking potato

by Good looking potato February 24, 2017

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018

White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.

Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!

by Gay Violet December 16, 2019