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being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy
Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today
by slyfy99 July 28, 2017
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Potato Heading

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass
Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading
by .Avocado July 20, 2010
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Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
by RichardT January 31, 2008
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Potato Dick

A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.

Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
by chronowarp January 10, 2014
mugGet the Potato Dickmug.

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)
Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside
by reee master May 15, 2020
mugGet the couch potatomug.

potato cannons

"Look at how many potato cannons I've built!"
by KP July 14, 2004
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