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perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.
oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$
by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016
mugGet the perfect potatomug.

ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.
you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!
by nobody else here October 16, 2017
mugGet the ass potatomug.

Potato Dick

A dick that is literally shaped like a potato.

Most penises, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. A potato dick, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. Typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the penis is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the penis. Potato dicks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
*Watching porn with friend, no homo*
Will: Holy shit, that dude has a huge pecker!
Bill: Ya...but it's a potato dick, bro. It's like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
by chronowarp January 10, 2014
mugGet the Potato Dickmug.

Potato Smuggler

The act of smuggling potatoes in ones anus. The benefits of which are two fold:
1) To Keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) Anal stimulation and stretching of ass canal to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
"Hey Manos, how do you cope with the pain of bum sex?"
"Oh I'm a part time potato smuggler"
"Oh I forgot, sweet."
by RichardT January 31, 2008
mugGet the Potato Smugglermug.

Potato Heading

The act of transporting drugs, weapons, and/or any illegal item in your ass, someone else's ass, or Mr. Potato Head's ass
Watch out man, the cops are sniffin' everyones assholes for anyone who is potato heading
by .Avocado July 20, 2010
mugGet the Potato Headingmug.

potato cannons

"Look at how many potato cannons I've built!"
by KP July 14, 2004
mugGet the potato cannonsmug.

Potato Sacked

When you get teabaged by a person with gigantic testicles.
Holy shit! car accident?
No..got potato sacked...
by Diego the beast November 21, 2007
mugGet the Potato Sackedmug.

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