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Fnaf Porn

Please...just...don't EVER search this up...

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
John: Hey have you ever seen Fnaf Porn

Dave: NO! NEVER!!!
by That A**hole March 2, 2019
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Puppy Porn

Browsing pictures of dogs up for adoption.
She spent her morning cruising Puppy Porn sites on her comptuer.
by chikary February 3, 2010
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Schrödinger's porn

An unfollowed link or unopened e-mail attachment that may or may not be porn. The only way to find out is to follow the link or open the attachment.
"That girl from the bar last night sent me some mpegs of her stripping." "Have you watched them yet?" "No, it's still Schrödinger's porn. For all I know it could just be a rickroll."
by snobiwan November 3, 2009
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Housewife Porn

A typical harlequin romance novel...the type with a picture of a beefy looking guy wearing an unbuttoned and/or ripped shirt on the cover.
"You're reading Blaze? That's housewife porn!"
by Shazaaaam December 25, 2008
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car porn

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, an excessive variety of camera angles of a car, excessive depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, etc.
The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.
by ara s. July 20, 2008
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porn bomb

when one is bombarded with a ridiculous amount of porn.

when one's mind is disturbed beyond hospitality because they have been bombed with nasty porn.

Like two girls one cup over nine-thousand times crack to the millionth power.

When you open an email from an unknown person, and a torrent of the nastiest porn anyone has ever seen or imagined, and kind of saturates every file on your computer...
"holy shit! Look at at that mother fuckin porn bomb"

"holy shit! i wish i hadnt..."

"whats wrong with him?"

*shivering* "so...much....porn...i dont want to go back searge...i don't what to go back..."
2 hours later...
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im sorry...he got some massive porn shrapnel everywhere...we couldnt stop his eyes from bleeding...
im sorry...
by The Imikai December 21, 2008
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War Porn

Generally referring to a movie that uses graphic and sensationalized violence to give an emotional high to the viewer. Sensual violence and or violence masturbation.

The term can also be broadened to encompass various types of media.
The movie 300 is the perfect example of war porn.
by Azeral June 11, 2008
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