Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 03, 2009
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purple-pissing

In the context of the Patton speech, gentian violet was used to treat venereal disease. This was The Man insinuating that all the enemy soldiers had VD.
"We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs"
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Piss Bandit

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits
I am a Piss Bandit huge W there
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pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.
- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)
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Nose-Piss

When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.
"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."
by VolatileLight April 14, 2020
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piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.
Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed
by Chat gorl June 20, 2018
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piss kink

John: Dude, Jessica is so hot I might ask her out.
Bob: I wouldn't if I were you, i heard she has a piss kink
by Dr1pp7 February 16, 2022
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