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Mike: Hey, you wanna play this game called Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
Jack: Pfft... No! That's PEGI 3! I'd rather play Doom Eternal!
Mike: That's one player though!
Jack: Well at least it's got the PEGI 18 rating, that means it's epic.
Mike: You're 15, not even old enough to play it.
Jack: Well.. I'd get mildly used to it, so it's not a problem. Now go so I can play Doom Eternal!
Mike: Fine...
Jack: Wait! You're like 14... right?
Mike: Yes?
Jack: Just play a horror game. They're cool as well.
Mike: What horror games are there for me that aren't rated 16 or 18?
Jack: What kind of question is THAT? There's FNaF, Dark Deception, Bendy and The Ink Machine and some others.
Mike: Fine... goodbye.
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Mike: That's one player though!
Jack: Well at least it's got the PEGI 18 rating, that means it's epic.
Mike: You're 15, not even old enough to play it.
Jack: Well.. I'd get mildly used to it, so it's not a problem. Now go so I can play Doom Eternal!
Mike: Fine...
Jack: Wait! You're like 14... right?
Mike: Yes?
Jack: Just play a horror game. They're cool as well.
Mike: What horror games are there for me that aren't rated 16 or 18?
Jack: What kind of question is THAT? There's FNaF, Dark Deception, Bendy and The Ink Machine and some others.
Mike: Fine... goodbye.
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