peanut butter and jelly

two people who are gonna be "forever"... like peanut and jelly...

"we are like peanut butter and jelly

by Layla A. April 18, 2008

Peanut Butter Jelly

A person of female sex that has a cute face but her jelly gets in the way of her looks. So much, in fact, that you want to hit her with a baseball bat

Bailey- She has such a nice face but she's so fat

Eric- What would you call that

Alex- Peanut Butter Jelly!!

by AJTanner Than Most White Boys April 27, 2011

Drop your peanuts

To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.

"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."

by shittybex February 12, 2016

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

by Jez86 November 02, 2016

peanut butter bucket

awesome, the best

That move was peanut butter bucket

These fries are peanut butter bucket

by stupidspam1 May 28, 2010

Peanut butter piggy

When you put peanut butter on your hog (fat dick) and let someone or something suck the peanut butter off.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a peanut butter piggy last night

by Jackson Hamer February 28, 2019

peanut butter lollipop

Eating peanut butter, either crunchy or creamy, from a spoon.

Luscious Lucy: I really need a snack, but I don't want to eat too much bread today.

Raunchy Randy: Make yourself a peanut butter lollipop!

Luscious Lucy: What's that?

Raunchy Randy: Dip any size spoon into a jar of peanut butter and lick away!

Luscious Lucy: Yum, I think I'll try it right now!

by iluvpb March 26, 2011