peanut butter and jelly

two people who are gonna be "forever"... like peanut and jelly...

"we are like peanut butter and jelly

by Layla A. April 18, 2008

Peanut Butter Jelly

A person of female sex that has a cute face but her jelly gets in the way of her looks. So much, in fact, that you want to hit her with a baseball bat

Bailey- She has such a nice face but she's so fat

Eric- What would you call that

Alex- Peanut Butter Jelly!!

by AJTanner Than Most White Boys May 18, 2011

Peanut Butter spoon

a spoon covered in peanut butter

mainly used a topic of a conversation

Donut-you got a peanut butter spoon

Charlie-mhm

Donut-you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary

Charlie-umhu

Donut- ya me neither i dont know if its a real thing but it sounds like it should be

by donut viewer September 20, 2020

Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

by Jez86 November 2, 2016

peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.

Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.

by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012

peanut butter muffin

ask your dog…

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023

Broke my peanut

To lose your mind, to go crazy.

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.

by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022