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Patch

A person that got a patch but he is the best person you ever going to meet and love so go get your self a patch.
james: aye who that
mark: that’s patch
by idontgetgirlsnopump October 16, 2019
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Patch

There's a patch coming to the BBQ so we need some meat free products.
by Juice Moose June 2, 2018
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Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.
Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal
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hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.
Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?
by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023
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Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
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cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!
He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him
by jgcskd December 20, 2017
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Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.
Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?
by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022
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