Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.
Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.
by itsflux October 12, 2016
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match in the patch

When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
A dispute at the office ended in a match in the patch after work in the parking lot.
by Meatdick December 22, 2017
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When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020
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Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.
Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.
by Adam and Steve July 03, 2019
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Patch of turbulence

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.
by DaRealDuby October 31, 2018
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Bitch Patch

A tattoo foolishly gotten which now bears the name of your ex-wife/girlfriend
Person A: Hey dude, nice bitch patch, haha

Person B: STFU
by Romeo9794 April 14, 2010
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