orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.

1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!

by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010

Writers Orgasm

When a writer uses an uncommonly known or used phrase or punctuation, that gives them a rush of dopamine from feeling smarter than the general public

I used a semicolon, in my last essay and oooh that gave me a Writers Orgasm

by Nobodyrllycareslol February 23, 2021

Texas Orgasm

The act of shooting a firearm mid climax.

Bro: Yo just gave my girl a Texas orgasm last night.
Grandma: Boi nice!

by Athmeystic May 10, 2016

Orgasm fly

An orgasm fly is a fly that won’t shut the fuck up when u trying to sleep

“Shut up orgasm fly I’m trying to sleep”

by Alana&Avah June 22, 2018

Geordie orgasm

A fake orgasm sound induced by pain inflicted to a woman as she is getting banged doggy style. as the mane is about to come he elbows said woman in the spine making her give a loud scream

I was riding her doggy and as I was about to shoot my load I gave her the old geordie orgasm.

by Geordie Delightfull April 17, 2019

O'Reilly orgasm

What the singers on the auto-parts-store ad sound like they're having.

I loved hearing the "Oh! Oh! Oh!" auto-parts ads on TV... sounded like a pretty good deal to me! So I went to the nearest store and eagerly asked the female staffmembers if they wanted to share an O'Reilly orgasm with me, but all I received was assorted shocked indignation, and then I got kicked out of the store under threat of sexual-harassment charges... I don't get it... what gives???

by QuacksO June 15, 2019

orgasm war

When people do a masturbating competition and the first person to orgasm is the winner. The winners will win a million dollars.

I had this crazy orgasm war with my buddy and I won!

by MrPhoton September 22, 2018