long pole in the tent

Someone who is delaying the project, and taking too long, causing everyone else time, money and expense.

The Program Manager kept referring to Harry as "The Long Pole in the Tent" - because he never finished his task on time - delaying the whole project - costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars!

by realgeek March 22, 2011

Troll Pole

The penis of a man who sticks it in dirty, nasty, diseased, cavernous, ugly, hairy females.

"Don't come near me with that troll pole, it's been in every dirty wench this side of the Mississippi!"

by LaQueeshah Jackson October 30, 2008

brotem pole

hardcore dance move in which a party of 2 (or more) stack on top of each other and punch.

those kids are totally rockin the brotem pole....wonder which one will win?

by thuglifeagain August 14, 2009

Kentucky Pole Washing

When someone is giving a blowjob, and because of too much booze or other reason vomits on the cock. similar to the kentucky oasis

Tony: dude, you smell fucking rancid!

Matt: yeah, she drank too much last night at the bar, and then gave me a Kentucky Pole Washing

by Tequila Mockingbird October 27, 2008

Birmingham Barber Pole

Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.

My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010

muddy totem pole

a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.

Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.

Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!

by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009

Hole to Pole Factor

It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.

Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.

by MrsMama January 13, 2011