Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 07, 2022
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Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
by Wafzal2 Productions May 06, 2017
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Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation
I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!
by jfitty359 August 31, 2019
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Lag Monster

When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.
Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.
by DaBlockchainPet April 09, 2022
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Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
by Knob Lag March 27, 2012
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Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".
Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!
by lagmaster69 May 28, 2011
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Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.
EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."
by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022
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