curling iron

An object that the chair leg girl, ( a girl from Miramichi, New Brunswick that stuck a chair leg up her vag and then sent the picture around to everyone) stuck up her vagina for pleasure and then told everyone. Also an item that you can curl your hair with (:

Oh that curling iron feels so good ! but i can also curl my hair with it !

by Sandy1234567890 October 17, 2010

nine iron

a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of sexual pleasure

Bob: Hey my name is Bob.
Hot Slut: Nice to meet you Bob.
Bob: Did you know I am swinging a nine iron.
Hot Slut: Wow, I would really like to put my mouth on that.

by Frank da tank August 09, 2006

Iron Giant

The Bohemoth located in a my hairy jungle of love

Oh My, how am i ever going to get that iron giant in my mouth?

by jeff December 11, 2003

Iron Mullet.

1. A bitter, Mulleted Man that was defiantly thrown out of Canibus-Central
due to politics. 2. The cause of many forum administrator headaches.
3. To be Unfairly banned for calling someones artwork on an internet site " Shitty ".

" Yo, you seen that he hacked his site? I heard they decided to Iron Mullet him. "

" Hello, Cry? Yeah this is Shappy, yeah anyways, Im getting a major headache, bring me aspirin, I think its a Iron Mullet migraine ".

by Propa Defined' March 17, 2005

iron out

1. to arrange satisfactorily, straighten out

2. to shoot someone with a handgun

I had to iron out the plans for vacation.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

Iron Hook

When you go to the bathroom and take a poop then dont wipe. then you go behind someone and stick your finger down your butt crack and get some poop on it and then put ur finger like a hook and when the person opens there mouth hook your finger in there mouth and rub it on the side of there cheak

man i iron hooked that hoe last night

by stank322 October 17, 2009

off the iron

Off the iron is a term referring to when a puck in ice hockey is shot and hits off the goal post, almost going in.

Eric Staal shoots the puck and oh! Off the iron! He was so close to getting a goal on that shot!" "He beet the goaltender but not the post!

by El Ligon October 17, 2010