Vertical stick

A mondegreen, or commonly misheard lyric, in Lady Gaga's song "Bad Romance," which is supposedly a reference to the penis.

The true lyric is "vertigo shtick" as an homage to the Alfred Hitchcock movie "Vertigo," but is often misheard by many because of the intrinsic desire to find (perhaps intentional) innuendo in the media.

Stupid person whose idea of good music resides exclusively within top 40 radio: "(sings) I want your psycho, your VERTICAL STICK! LOLOL LADY GAGA IS SO CLEVER, AS AM I! VERTICAL STICK MEANS PENIS!!"

Person 1: "I want your psycho, your vertical stick!"
Person 2: "It's 'vertigo stick', dumbass. Lady Gaga's songs are seeping with lyrical brilliance. 'Vertical stick' is so moronic and SO below her level of amazingness."

by Boniqua Aginaville January 5, 2010

pile of sticks

another way of saying faggot.

person a>"i lost your money"
person b>"YOu fudgen pile of sticks!"

by millin June 26, 2006

Cancer Sticks

Referring to cigarettes. Primarily used by politically correct smokers who are aware of the drugs potential threats to the body, but enjoy the act of smoking enough to take the risk.

Man I need to smoke some more cancer sticks before we hit up this movie.

by leonittttuss79 October 21, 2010

beef stick

a pet name for ur penis

anton- i hit that bitch with my beef stick

by kiko March 8, 2005

stick a fork in it

1) A state of completion.

2) To be completely destroyed or defeated.

Stick a fork in it, it's done.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

by eugene February 7, 2004

stick toy

An object, usually a female, of male gratification.

Yo Mitchell, I hear you got a new stick toy.

by monkey toes January 21, 2004

Pokey Stick

A "Pokey Stick" is a thin, flexible, slightly stiff wire used to clear the small aperatures (holes/openings or air passages) in pipes, bongs, vaporizers and or other pot-smoking instruments or appliances. Resins and other debris often block or clog up tiny air passages and the Pokey Stick can un-block them to enable continued use of a pipe, etc ... between periodic deep-cleanings. While many kinds of thin wire can work as a Pokey Stick, it's preferred to have a somewhat stiff wire, such as is used for hat pins (generally hardened brass, silver, nickel silver, gold). The wire should be long (6" to 12") and approximately 18-gauge (1mm or 0.045" diameter). Often, Pokey Sticks will have some unique or attractive decoration at the "holding" end. Long hat pins can make great Pokey Sticks. A Pokey Stick can be a useful ... even essential ... tool in your stoner paraphernalia kit. :)

My Pokey Stick is super-handy tool when I just wanna unclog my pipe, vape or bong to make it usable, and I don't have time to thoroughly clean it.

by gr8pop December 12, 2012