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Life

Is a b*tch, and then you die.
"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."
by dboyish408 July 26, 2009
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life

kid 1: hey, look at this silly definition for "tingting"!

kid 2: hey, you need a life.
by facebook_stalker May 3, 2009
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Life

A black hole of nothing. It’s just sadness, anger, and confusion. I swear on my soul that life is hard and will always go back to the bad times. There are some ups and downs but you can never go up if you are not down first. The most important people will bail in you when needed the most and loved ones will die. Don't believe in life, just believe in now.
Everyone’s life sucks as bad as yours does.
by #suckish_selfies1215 May 6, 2018
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Life

Depending on the individual, life is either the greatest thing in the world or the worst.
person #1: Ahhh, life is great, dont ya agree?
person #2: Fuck no. Life sucks
by isuckwithcreatingrandomnames August 31, 2012
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Life

by I like turtels August 5, 2017
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Life

When something over the top happens in different situations.
Playing Street Fighter Alpha 3 Gold Max Stars, fighting Shin Akuma. Getting caught by his Raging Demon, takes all of your life.

Player: Omg he just did the Raging Demon...annnnnnnnnnd Life.
by Leanit August 3, 2008
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Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.
Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!
by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018
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