Tom Fiction

Similar to Tom Foolery by name.

A false interesting, important, or appealing story derived specifically from the situation at hand.

OBSERVER: Those jagged rock cliffs look dangerous.

TOM: Those rock cliffs are the leading cause of death in the Sespe County. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rocks cliffs are home to an abundance of fossil records dating back to the pleistocene era, and are the highest point on earth where fossils from that era can be found. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

-OR-

TOM: Those rock cliffs are where I proposed to my last girlfriend. FALSE. (Tom Fiction)

by Launchpad13 May 26, 2009

Tom Smith

The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out

Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011

Tom MacDonald

A giant waste of oxygen. Not even in the conversation of good hip hop.

Have you heard Tom MacDonalds new song? Shits ass

by Balllickerbrown May 23, 2022

Tom weems

When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.

I was happy to purchase from the local meat shop, until i got Tom Weems by the tube steak.

by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020

tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

Tom Rogered

Promising over and over again that you'll be able to perform and still pulling out.

He totally Tom Rogered her after the plague rave last night.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Tom Scott

Tom Scott is an educational British youtuber, who talks about places and computers.

Person 1: "I watch Tom Scott."
Person 2: "Nerd."

by Brick Diggity October 13, 2022