granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 1, 2015

Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 4, 2021

Ur granny tranny

The all time worse thing to say to someone

Joe: Ur mom gay
Dan: Ur dad lesbian
Joe: Ur granny tranny

*Dan dies of shock

by DaddyOfThots69 May 10, 2018

Granny

A fat behind dog. No common sense, no teeth, eats crap, and smells like bull crap.

"Oh, look, its Granny eating a fat-behind turd."

by Deflated_Potato September 10, 2020

Granny Hani

A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.

I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.

by icenoob April 17, 2022

granny

she’s very very dirty minded but she is funny and knows how to be there for you. i love you granny!

granny: nady what you doing in there?!

by scajawea March 2, 2020

Asian granny syndrome

The observation that after age 60 Asian women age like the life-force is directly being drained from them by a Austin powers villain

The Asian granny syndrome got Kim lo now she looks like an abused prop from the mummy

by Thedifiner6969420304 April 12, 2024