corn race

Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.

Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.

by The Whaler March 2, 2008

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Get the corn racemug.

eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

by David Hanky September 8, 2005

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Get the eating cornmug.

corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.

I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!

by the great cornholio June 18, 2006

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