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Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020
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Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022
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florida truthing

content creator georgenotfound and his fans hope he is in florida with his boyfriend dreamwastaken
"im florida truthing again"
"why?"
"because georgenotfound got his visa!"
by dwtlonely October 6, 2022
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Florida Gamer

Can also be written as FloG
A gamer that doesn’t fit the stereotypical obese man living in his mom’s basement. This mostly comes from the fact that most homes in Florida don’t have basements.
Andy: Bruh my mom doesn’t let me get a gaming pc cuz she’s afraid that I’ll wind up “unhealthy” but I keep telling her than I’m a Florida Gamer, I’m not like them.
Drew: Yeah that word meaning not a stereotypical gamer. I guess you’re one.
Andy: I am one! A real good FloG. I work out, I eat healthy, I don’t wear glasses, the list just goes on and on.
by Daiohsama August 2, 2020
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South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.
Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.
by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023
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Ava Florida

The most BEAUTIFUL gurl. You MUST give her plenty of gifts and money, she deserves it. She’s probably best friends with gurls that are also STUNNING. She is a DIVA and is kinda a big back, but still body goals! If you know an Ava Florida, hug her rn!
a) did you see that beautiful rich gurl?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025
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Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.
I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.
by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022
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