Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

Straight Cheddar

A home-cooked meal that is made with love that everybody enjoys and wants seconds and thirds because the person who made it really put their foot in it

"Yo, that macaroni salad was straight cheddar G."

by Miso19888 July 1, 2021

straight greens

Marijuana, just marijuana

John: yo do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: no I just want straight greens.

by Gumi May 1, 2016

Straight shift

Also known as a stick shift

He did not know how to drive the car because it was a straight shift

by #bugman May 14, 2018

Straight Sweezin

Not being discernable or coherent.

"bsdoknfodifnoidnfoigoignoigngoni"-Daniel

"Yo Daniel Straight Sweezin"-Muhammed

by LankyLegoMan March 14, 2023

Straight-king

A straight-king is a boy, a boy who is very talented at everything he does. They know how to break bones and play call of duty 4 on xbox live. There is only one straight-king known to man so far. There is not much to describe him as except fo being strait. A synonym for straight-king is Stremi.

"Yo my nigga, you want to play call of duty wit me and da straight-king?"

by patarfweefwee February 24, 2010

Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021