noobies 

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

noobies by niteC May 7, 2007

noobie-boobie 

Noobie-boobie is a laffable term used by sarcastic anti-internetspeak people to mean noob/newb/nuub etc. noob

"U DON'T KNOW WAT A TP IS??!?!?!? AAAAAHAHAHA U NOOBIE-BOOBIE!!!!!1111!!!11oneoneone

noobie-boobie by Gibbo April 20, 2005

noodle boob 

a boob which is much longer than wide; typically one that sags or curves up in a noodle or banana shape

i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs

*points* look at the nooble

noodle boob by Matt Huff December 11, 2010

beef noodle

A pussy that smells so old and bad that it rots of old beef and noodle stew.

Damn dude i was in that ass for like ten minutes, until i realized her shit was beef noodled.

beef noodle by NWest1981 August 15, 2008

noodle knocker 

A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.

That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.

noodle knocker by KALI (BLOOD LABLED GOONS) June 23, 2009

heimen noodle 

pubic residue

i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.

heimen noodle by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Noodle 

Def: one who is temporarily acting brainless.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.

Maaaaaan, You's a NOODLE!

Noodle by Jen Ragen June 15, 2004