Life

A disease with a 70-80 year survival rate.

Person 1: Yeah, I contracted life.
Person 2: Woah man, me too!

by BillyMcSaggyTits January 14, 2018

Life

When something over the top happens in different situations.

Playing Street Fighter Alpha 3 Gold Max Stars, fighting Shin Akuma. Getting caught by his Raging Demon, takes all of your life.

Player: Omg he just did the Raging Demon...annnnnnnnnnd Life.

by Leanit August 3, 2008

life

Something you don't have because u suck

my life:*insert picture of something exploding*}

by that one person that somebody May 24, 2018

Life

Something I Don't Have, That your Parents Give You.

Me: Mom Your Bad At Jokes.
Mom: I Gave You Life!

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

Life

Life is a simulation in which you think you have emotions but there are all fake and the only way to get out of the simulation is to die.

get killed to live life right.

by Depressedmemegorl69420 December 12, 2019

Life

Is a b*tch, and then you die.

"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."

by dboyish408 July 26, 2009

life

what you need

kid 1: hey, look at this silly definition for "tingting"!

kid 2: hey, you need a life.

by facebook_stalker May 3, 2009