short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

by the anti twitter July 3, 2010

nickel

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard/said that! Usualy used when someone says something innocent that you turn into a sexual innuendo.

Damn, this is so hard!

"NICKEL"!!!!

by J.F. Miller August 9, 2008

nacker

member of the irish travelling community

that filthy nacker fucks his sister and wanks off his dead dog

by colinc October 4, 2003

Nicked

To be make an effort and get absolutely barred

LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing

by gregeth August 28, 2010

nickelback

good band
fans are generally fanatics

theres a new nickelback CD i got
OOOO where can i get it?
its sold out
(takes out gun)
well i think you wont have it long

by Reco April 30, 2004

Nickelback

Fuckin awesome rock band from Canada that puts on one hell of a show and offers a variety of musical styles while continuing to rock hard on every album. Singer/Guitarist, Chad Kroeger, offers a new style of singing with his deep, raspy voice in comparsion to the ever-popular bitch-and-moan-winey-high pitched-emo voice seen in today's punk/emo.

"Dude, did you hear a lot of people hate Nickelback?"
"Yeah, man, fuck them, they can go play with themselves with their Ashlee Simspon records."

by Shane August 31, 2005

Nickelback

Nickelback is THE BEST BAND EVER ON THE PLANET! so all of you people out there that say it is awful. GET A LIFE. nickelback is talented. <3

nickelback songs: how you remind me, gotta be somebody, burn it to the ground.

by hehehe1122 June 4, 2012