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Nickelback

Nickelback are an awesome rock band from Canada. They take allot of bash and allot of hate from douchebags who have produced "fuck all" in their lives.

Nickelback is one of the most commercially successful Canadian groups, having sold 30 million records worldwide. I'm pretty sure No faggot hater could ever come close to that.

Members -

Chad Kroeger - Lead vocals/Guitar
Ryan Peake - Guitar/background vocals
Mike Kroeger - Bass
Daniel Adair - Drums/Vocals

Albums -

1996 - The curb
1999 - The state
2001 - Silver side up
2003 - The Long Road
2005 - All the Right Reasons
2008 - Dark Horse
Fan: Hey, have you heard Nickelback's new single. Chad Kroeger is an amazing song writer!

Jealous hater: Nickelback sucks!

Fan: So because nickelback don't scream like some mental patient and act like a complete poser fag on stage, they suck?

Jealous hater: Yes.

Nickelback

Nickelback is Sam's favorite band.

Sam's favorite band is Nickelback.
Nickelback by the_big_fucker January 18, 2010
to be in less than average mental capacity at any given point in time.
i feel like such a nickel. he slipped me a Canadian $20 bill. damn.
nickel by flossy x February 18, 2009

Nickelbacking 

The act of forcibly keeping back insults on a subject that someone brings up, and making yourself say something neutral, if not positive.
Your Friend: "Nickelback is a great hard rock, post-grunge band, you know what I mean? The kind that symbolizes the efforts of countless musicians before them, such as Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix"

You: (choking back insults) "Yeah bro their alright"

You think- "NICKELBACK IS TERRIBLE!... Good thing I remembered Nickelbacking!
Nickelbacking by HateRednecks December 15, 2011

Nickelodeon

The act of using a 9-volt battery whilst going down on some chick. you zap her with it to the tv network jingle - nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah... nick-el-o-de-on.... ya dig?
"I gave her the nickeldeon last night... and she tried to slap me! You KNOW they all like it though.. right right!"
Nickelodeon by BigJim April 18, 2005

nickel and dime

petty hustle. a cat hustlin with no means makin no money.not workin' wit quarters or birds
"yo let me get a dime"
"naw, dawg cant even fuck wit u aint got no less but a quarter"
nickel and dime by miss thang March 22, 2004