Flying Mushroom Stamp

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!
by Kaj Darkwind May 15, 2010
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Alabama Stuffed Mushroom

The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.
Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy
by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE February 23, 2010
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Mushroom Stamp

when a gay male slaps his penis on the forehead of another male, marking him as his sex slave with a mushroom-shaped mark.
During sex he slapped his penis on his partners face leaving a mushroom stamp.
by Skippy1970 July 23, 2012
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Brown mushroom tattoo

When you fuck a girl in the ass then slap her in the face with your cock.
I was fucknig your mom in the ass then pulled out for a second and gave her a Brown mushroom tattoo then kept on fucking.
by chaigh September 07, 2008
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mushroom stamp

to leave a mushrooom shape on a girls face after slapping her with your shlong
by huegerecsion May 12, 2009
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mushroom stamp

a large mushroom shaped mark created by the effect of a dick-slap straight to a face or more specifically cheek and forehead region.
Freddy got pissed at his girlfriend. he then proceeded to give her a large mushroom stamp.
by yjedagrasil June 18, 2009
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purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"
"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"
by ScottScottKPT November 07, 2007
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