The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

SHART MUFFIN

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.

-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS

PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN

by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019

sunset muffin

A muffin that enjoys long walks on the beach during a sunset or someone who enjoys eating a muffin during a sunset.

It may also be (and most often) the action of going down on a woman.

After dinner, I gave my date a sunset muffin for dessert, which she enjoyed.

by Manilla Spent August 14, 2011

rez muffin

A white girl from the rez that dont take no shit.

Hey jen (white girl) (rez muffin) what you doing over here?

Jen- anything I want!

by Joey mt July 3, 2018

Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

Milk Muffins

Boobs.

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?

by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010

Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice

I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy

by 47thumper October 2, 2019