mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.

Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!

by tiggytigwam January 20, 2018

Mississippi Miscarriage

When a pregnant woman belly flops on a body of water in order to induce an abortion

Did you hear Cathy fell off that steamboat?
Yeah, rumor has it she was trying for a Mississippi Miscarriage

by Winterjack May 8, 2020

Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.

Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

by PenisWhistler February 2, 2023

Mississippi Orgy

(n.) - the act of having sex with three or more direct family members

Hey Ma! Me, Billy-Bob, and Jimbo are going down to the lake to meet Mary-May and Cousin Tammy for a good 'ol Mississippi Orgy! Wanna cum?

Sure, sweetie. Should I invite your father?

by Chris Blank April 30, 2013

Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 7, 2021

Mississippi Dandelion

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.

"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

by Borninsin April 6, 2019

mississippi mud boot

Foot in Anus.

I can't sick down because I got Mississippi mud boot last night at the Trump rally.

by poopNow July 11, 2016