midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

Pure Midget

Not just a midget but the purest and smallest of midgets. The smallest peoples who are not actual dwarves.

Oi, your mate is a pure midget

by a fan of Harry Potter May 4, 2018

raging midget

When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.

Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

hentai midget porn

hentai but small people lol

Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it

by jayke0655 December 23, 2020

midget

my gf

my gf is a midget.

by efegevrahtegaeb94372042710913 November 14, 2021

Midget

Someone whos name oddly starts with a r

Yoo look a midget

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

Midget Digit

When you need to take life one step at time.

I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021