Math Tutor

A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.

"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut

"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT

by Sarah Beathands November 15, 2010

Mathsassinator

A math teacher with a second occupation as an assassin.

"My math teacher assassinated the principle! Now she's a mathsassinator."

by monkeymanta February 23, 2009

Math Tutoring

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits

Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*

by spiderman313 November 30, 2009

Math Class

A synonym for nap time.

I fell asleep in math class.

by OhMyGosh...................... June 28, 2011

Math Lab

A place where a bunch of Chinese people go to get lit up. Kind of like a meth lab but for Chinese people.

Chinese Guy: Ay dude I did sooo much math last night at my friend's math lab.
White Guy: Uh what?
Chinese Guy: Dude you know, the stuff that gets you jacked up? Dude my eyes man are so red from staying up last night doing math...

by The_Illumorati May 1, 2016

Math

The spawn of satan.

Lucifer then created math.

by JaDank February 21, 2018

math homework

the most stupid useless crap ever

ew math homework

by samhurleyisbae444777 November 12, 2019