Mars in Retrograde

When the planet Mars appears to rotating backwards against the solar orbit. This causes younger males to act in an irrational and perculia way.

They will come prone to insomnia and cancelling plans at a moments notice, which is, often a better option than the standard symptoms of ghosting. (See also fuckboy)

While being a menace to society and possibly responsible for 72-81% of the current gene pool, a Mars in Retrograde is often considered kind hearted, to the point of underdeveloped and puppy like.

Julia: How was your your date last night?

Victoria: it was ok, he has plenty of room for improvement but deffo a Mars in Retrograde!

by awb1809 March 4, 2021

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Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021

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The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 13, 2021

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