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I fucked on the Magic School Bus

Something said by seniors to underclassmen (generally freshmen) to intimidate and frighten them. 100% effective.
Patrick (senior): Dude, check this out.

(freshman walks by)

Patrick: I FUCKED ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

(freshman begins to run)
by dr.demann162 October 14, 2011
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magic touch

Aaron: Yo, dude, I was about to bang Sally last nigh, but her parents came home all of the sudden. What I do know now though is that she's got the magic touch.

Jake: So not even a blowjob, huh?
by gsizm January 25, 2010
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Boob Magic

A set of processes by which mammary structures emit y-chromosome interacting pheromones, causing obedience and tolerance to long boring conversations in males. The exact mechanisms of Boob Magic are still unknown and every man is encouraged to join the struggle in uncovering this age old titillating riddle.
Ben didn't want to hear about the supposed intelligence of his girlfriend's cat, but her boob magic convinced him otherwise.
by Jew Ben and the Obamica February 17, 2009
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Might and Magic

Tightest game ever created. 3DO rules.
Might and Magic VIII Day o f the Destroyer.
by Gethric Mercutura July 29, 2003
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Magic Carpet

A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.
Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?

Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.
by BigDonk August 29, 2012
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Red Mage

A mage cloaked in red with a flowing cape. Capable of using elementary-level Black and White magic. Can often be described as a Jack-of-all-trades.

In 8 Bit Theatre, a pack-rat-type character who obsesses with knowledge. Has taken to memorizing EVERY player's guide, etc. in an attempt to achieve immortality through his intellectual findings. Brings about lame puns like there's no tomorrow. As a result, can also be the very alternate definition of a Geek.
Red Mage: Oh, it's quite simple really. I took a variety of low-impact flaws to add points to my character point pool. Thus, I maximize my powers and minimize my disadvantages.
by Lee Fitzgerald April 20, 2004
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making magic

another word for sex. Because, as we all know, sex is always magical and full of rainbows and unicorns, especially when it's your first time.
Susie and Mike, a hetero normative, stereotypical couple, went to the park for the day. Mike brought peach schnapps (bitches love it), and Susie brought picnic supplies. They had a wonderful time eating fruit out of each other's hands, so much that they decided to try making magic for the first time. Both of them were virgins, but like with most people, they knew exactly what to do. Mike had conveniently hidden a roll of condoms in the baguette, so they were all set (practice safe sex, people). They had wonderful hot sex and it was magical.
by Remykins February 18, 2013
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