Fart Machine

A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.

Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!

by Nice Guy Eddie April 23, 2004

MacIntel

The nickname for future Apple MacIntosh computers which will run on Intel processors.

Macs used to run on PowerPC, but now, it will be a MacIntel, just like Microsoft's Wintel

by MacFanatic2005 June 13, 2005

mystery machine

to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.

"Pat what is up bro?"

"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."

by scooby snacks. January 6, 2008

Hugging Machine

Hugging Machine is this one chick that roasts weeenies and gives the biggest hugs ever.

Dude 1: Dude i was walking in the hallway right and out of nowhere this Chick jumped on me and hugged me.
Dude 2: Woah dude. Sounds like you got attacked by the Hugging Machine.

by FunYunZ January 15, 2008

Macintrash

Term used to describe a computer made from inferior hardware jammed into a shiny case and made by Apple. It is often used by people who either are too stupid to figure out installing antivirus software or think that they are "sophisticated" by using a computer built by a bunch of fags in California.

Man I feel like an idiot for buying a Macintrash! I could have bought a computer with better specs for half the price, but I'm a sucker for getting anally poned by Apple

by Rusty JR Shackleford July 11, 2006

The Washing Machine

When the performing of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and you hit the girl so hard the she has seziures and shakes like a washing machine with you still attached.

Man this girl and i were having sex and i donkey punched her so hard she gave me the washing machine.

by Hsimpsons13 April 22, 2006

Mackin

The process of gettin' with a really hot girl, or also know as Mackin on dem hoes. Also an extremely good name to have for picking up girls.

He's been mackin on dem hoes all night.

by dem hoes May 11, 2009