mad skillz

the ability to do something so extremely well that it creates a state of mental illness; expertise that reaches a point of insanity where even simple things like spelling words correctly is impossible.

Y'all know I got mad skillz when it comes to def tambo beatz.

by Bad Ass Tambourine February 28, 2010

Mad Seeg

Excllent cell phone signal.

My Motorola has mad seeg, man!

by ejohan April 2, 2004

mad tv

A severely underrated show with severely underrated actors who deserve more credit. I mean, its not like SNL hasn't had their fair share of crude or bad jokes..

Guy 1: "MAD TV SUX"

Guy 2: "SNL would most likely be dead if it weren't for Andy Samberg.."

by BigScro April 20, 2010

the mad pirate

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

by Zach October 6, 2006

mad money

Small change you carry around, just in case.

A girl needs mad money, my mother always said.

by Anne Sonnichsen December 28, 2007

Mad dragon

Mad Dragon is where you cum in a girls mouth and then hit the back of her head, and the cum flies out of her mouth like a dragon spitting fire.

Jerry:Dude you need to mad Dragon your wife , it's hot!
Gary:That sounds like fun.

by SuccTheTurkey December 16, 2016

mad naked

(adj) an adjective that can emphasize anything, and should be used often.

"jon jon pimps mad naked bitches in his camry"
"wow, theres mad naked people here at this party"
"there was mad naked food at ryan's house"

by little ben January 8, 2006