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Loaft-job

Someone who takes an excessively long amount of time to get ready or to do something simple, and does so on an regular basis.
1. (After waiting in the car for 20min to pick someone up)

"Dude what took you so long?"

"Sorry man, I was looking for something"

"What a loaft-job!!"

2. "Hurry up we're going to be late, stop being such a loaft-job"
by chill"in February 26, 2009
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Loaf Dialogue

1)Talking about feces. "I gotta poop!"

2)When conversation/story telling is stretched and explanation gets to a stage where the facts are distorted, the content is

questionable, and needless to say, the "shit" gets deep, and the verbage begins to drag on and on. One must call a Loaf Dialogue timeout, and bring accuracy back to any topic being discussed.
J - "You should have seen the fish I caught. It was HUGE! It was 29" and at least 6.2lbs."
D- "Did you measure and weigh it? Was it a new record?"
J - "Well... I put it on the hood of my truck and by the size and how the hood began to"
D - "Loaf Dialogue!"

(Imaginary whistle blows in the background, the subtle sounds of echoing 'BULLSHIT' is heard! Silence ensue's... for approx 3-5 seconds.)

J - "Well I didn't exactly get the measurement/weight, but it was a big fish."
by Dingle B January 18, 2011
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Loaf

A loaf is your crush or your bf/gf
My loaf is so cute!

Ruben is my loaf <3
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Fools Gold Loaf

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..
Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!
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