The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.
by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010

A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.
“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.
by Yakkam September 8, 2020

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

by mateobrotato December 7, 2018

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

To be slapped by a dick (erect or not) directly to one's cheek.
President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.
President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.
She acted as if she was better than everyone. She was no dime piece she was more like 10 pennies so i lincolned her. If done 10 times then she's a dime piece.
A penny for your thoties.
A penny for your thoties.
by ❤️💲⭕️💲🅰️ March 17, 2025

Cause of his relationships Lincoln prides himself on loyalty and cannot stand a person who cant keep it real. Life with Lincoln is something to brag about even if he doesnt see it that way.
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
