limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways

Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!

by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015

Limp Guinea

The moment after ejaculation and before flacidity where a penis is hanging at a specific curve. Not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.

I barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea

by 4striiiing January 5, 2017

Lumpy Evergreens

Code name for Marijuana/Cannabis

Stoner #1: Hey bruh did you get the lumpy evergreens?

Stoner #2: yeah but my fucking dog ate them

by The Evergreen tree March 18, 2017

lumpycumpy

its were you stick a metal rod in your ass because your dad wont to do to you

hey dad come lumpycumpy with me

by robnobcoblob November 11, 2020

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

Lumpy

Something that sticks out of something else

Look, that tree is lumpy

by TG+FG+EG Jorenzo November 15, 2021