lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"My bibites evolved to roam around in lags, and my FPS will never recover."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

Single Lag

After considering yourself back on the market after a breakup and realizing that everyone you know that WAS single, is now in a commited relationship, except you.

Scott: "Yeah man, I've been off the market for five weeks and now all of the interested girls are taken."
Brent: "Wow. Major case of single lag."

by Terpsichore February 18, 2010

Chat Lag

When someone is chatting, and a a server of the chat provider is weak or your's/their internet speed is weaker. Someone says something, often a question, and is answered before the whole questions said. often associated with strong awkwardness

12:10 am Swaggr: Hey babe

12:11 am Babe: Wassup
12:12 am Swaggr: I can't go out, my wife's coming
12:12 am Babe: So you wanna go out
***Chat lag has just happened***
12:13 am Swaggr:

by fukdurbichs November 27, 2014

Rager Lag

A state of being in between states of consciousness, caused by partying too hard for too many consecutive nights with 30+ Jews in the holy land.

Often including lack of sleep, consumption of alcohol, and intermittent shawarma recoveries.

Itay partied so hard he got Rager Lag and never recovered.

by Trytytv July 19, 2022

het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020

Lag

Lag is when a pro player on a certain game, such as Call Of Duty, experiences some very bad gameplay. It has absolutely nothing to do with the game but how bad the individual is playing.

"Oh for fuck sake! He's killed me like 14 times now. The fucking lag is real here."

by Uncle Pohler May 19, 2016

Lag

A huge drop is frame rates or just insanely high ping.

IM LAGGING- A 7 year old

by Your average user June 2, 2024