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Kool Randy

The afterload.. That gob of cum that leaks out 5 minutes later that gets all over everything
I was laying there after I banged Jess, my Kool Randy absolutely destroyed her sheets
by PuffyRI August 29, 2022
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church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.
by kisserT September 4, 2022
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Kool-aid

Code for the covid shot. Used in "far-right" circles.
"man, my dad drank the kool-aid and died of unknown causes 2 months later"
"damn"
by foreskin thief September 11, 2022
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Crusty Canadian Kool-aid

Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid is the dried, sticky red-pink sexual aftermath left on skin or sheets after an unprotected, overly rough hookup involving multiple fluids, zero shame, and at least one apologetic Canadian who definitely isn’t sorry.
If it stains, burns, and someone says ‘sorry’ afterward — yeah, that’s Crusty Canadian Kool-Aid.
by JSmidt January 14, 2026
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