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kitty witty

the wittiest kitty of all. and a sweet phrase to say when u are happy!!!
ben: Hi bro
Mickey: Kitty witty ^_^ Hehehehe
ben: OK ur sweet
by sweetnessoftheearth December 26, 2021
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sassy kitty

mixing sassafrass and ketamine and snorting it together
"Damn Marty just did a huge line of sassy kitty"
by KITTENS December 26, 2013
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Kitty Rodeo

When cats, mainly related or at least of the same household, wrestle and roll around on the floor. In a somewhat violent manner. Resembles a rodeo event, but for cats.
Could also be two cute, young girls scrapping it out, maybe on the school yard or on the dance floor of some "trendy" nightclub where too many Ed Hardy wearing "doods" and douche-bags whip the young nubiles into a Jager-induced frenzy.
#1
Dog person: Look! Your cats are tearing each other up!

Cat person: Relax, it's just a bit of kitty rodeo. Probably just a full moon out.

#2
Ed Hardy wearing moron A: Bra'! Look at those pop-tarts go at it on the floor! Looks like a Kitten Rodeo!

Ed Hardy wearing moron B: Yeah! It's great! I can see that one girrrls snatch, she isn't wearing panties!

EHWM A: Tru dat!
by aspman November 28, 2009
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Hello Kitty

A mascot for desperate attention-seeking tards usually found on purses, necklaces, underwear and myspace pages
1. "I am a mindless idiot, and I am over the age of 5, and I love Hello Kitty. Please give me attention."

2. "OMG Hello Kitty is sooo cute, and I guess so am I"

3. If you enjoy hello kitty, and think it makes you cute, you are a reject
by pooo cockie December 18, 2008
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kitty litter

When a guy eats a girls pussy out and she screams and queffs in his mouth.
by George C October 27, 2004
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poison kitty

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006
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Meow-Meow Kitty-Kitty

Come here, Meow-Meow Kitty-Kitty
by TapCat February 9, 2021
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