This is where someone takes their foot (with or without shoes) and places it rapidly and firmly against your genitalia in a manner to cause the person who owns said genitalia excruciating pain which may or may not lead to things like; crossed eyes, loss of breath, crying like a baby, anger, confusion, thoughts of random animals and soreness through out the middle abdomen.
by MR34 August 06, 2014
by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022
verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.
adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor
adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor
how was you night?
Dude, kicking cars night!
Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.
Dude, kicking cars night!
Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.
by MiamiJones September 28, 2011
by NV. July 04, 2014
American: hey, nice accent, do you know Arnold Schwarzenegger?
German: he is Austrian. Go kick a stick
German: he is Austrian. Go kick a stick
by Don’t be sad B-rad May 03, 2018
A thunderous kick delivered by a high ormlie tinker that leaves the attackee in a coma (probably for the rest of his/her days)
Wee Stooge laid that lad out wie a coma kick!
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
I set about Wee Stooge wie a coma kick till e face
I'll come a coma kick right aboot ye
by The Troof Thairy October 09, 2011
The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through
by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021