Johance

sexy, muscular, handsome man, often known as Leilani's other half

Oh you saw johance, he and leilani are so goals

by Jonathy November 23, 2021

Johance

sexy, muscular, handsome man, often known as Leilani's other half

Oh you saw johance, he and leilani are so goals

by Jonathy November 23, 2021

Johanne

Johanne is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She is super stylish and has a great sense of humor. Taking on her daily life in Northern Europe Johanne is very dedicated to whatever she is doing while she also does everything with ease. Johannes are also born with great athletic skills which definitely pays off when you see their smoking hot bodies.

Friend 1: "Omg I wish I was Johanne"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"

by johannelover November 24, 2021

Johann

Johann is a player how is one of the most incredible game maker of all time. His touch is unbelievable. His shooting is strong as fuck but but the ball go straight up to the moon. Johann got a body like a beast. At fridaynights Johann performed in his mood. If he start running nobody can caught him cause he is the G.O.A.T. Johann is a motherfucking god.

Johann the player.

by Cactusjack999 November 25, 2021

johannafried

a baddie comeback when ur moms name is petra and someone says that ur mom was petrified so u could tell the other person that if their moms name was johanna then their mom was johannafried

person 1: we could say ur mom was petrified
me the amazing person: well then ur mom was johannafried

by helloebello November 25, 2021

Johanne

The best mom you could think of

Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*

by Ollibolli November 27, 2021

Johannesbug

South African Omicron variant of COVID.

I went to Johannesburg, South Africa and caught the Johannesbug.

by Minnecrapolis December 3, 2021