Jizz bangle

A practise in which a lady is supplied with a quantity of semen on her wrist, this may go well with a pearl necklace or some drippy ear rings

She looked lovingly into her boyfriend's eyes as he told her of the jewellery she would soon recieve, daring to hope that it was the diamond engagement ring she'd longed for for so many months now.

Suddenly she felt something touch on her arm and looked down at her slender wrist, heart racing, where she'd just gotten a drippy Jizz Bangle.

by ILikeBiscuits June 24, 2010

Jizz Mitt

The girl in the office everyone has had sex with. Syn: Cum Glove

I porked the Jizz Mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

by roger October 16, 2003

Moldy Jizz

1) Jizz that has changed colors by being exposed to mold

2) Jizz that is moldy because the man who came hasnt had sex in over twenty years

i bet that loser has moldy jizz

by Andrew Mac-Daddy May 25, 2009

jizz-trap

1. Female whom enjoys having jizz in her trap.

see also: cumslut; Jenna Jameson.

Man that bitch i took out was one hell of a jizz-trap!!!!

by leader of the anti mullet/anti riceboy brigade March 9, 2003

jizz nut

When a girl bite a mans testicle in half causing semen to explode on her face.
Also a word used in place of moron, or just general swearing.

Kylie gave me a jizz nut last night, i'm surprised i'm still standing!
You fuckin jizz nut

by Roger Rammjet September 18, 2006

fort jizz

The place where Sleepy Hollow and Tarrytown stoners and drunks go to "party," look like idiots, and then get caught by the cops.

omg we r sooo cool cuz we go 2 fort jizz and get drunk and get hiiigh even tho we rnt cuz were all a bunchh of stupid highskoll kidz who tink dey r hott shitzz.

by Dipsettt December 24, 2005

Jizz Cup

A cup that is kept handy at all times for those who give blow jobs and don't swallow. This cup is used to spit the cum into, once the man has ejaculated.

My sister keeps a jizz cup next to her bed and I mistakenly picked it up and took a drink of it, thinking it was milk.

by lovinglife.xoxo May 17, 2014