Jewish alignment

Having all your money in order by value and facing the correct way

I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.

by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023

jewish jew jews jew

The most Jewish jew on the jew planet.

Osama: You're like the Jewish jew jews jew!

Me: Yes.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there

“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”

to which the mother would most likely respond—

“Of course! Take as long as you need!”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Jewish Cookie

When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.

No idea this is not suggested please don't participate in a Jewish cookie.

by RubyDrill October 9, 2017

The Jewish Rafiel

When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.

" Mamma, Father Raul made me do the Jewish Rafiel dis' mornin'. "

by Jackie && Shelly September 4, 2008

Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 2, 2021

jewish sailor

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.

The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.

by Stone N’ Bone #420 July 1, 2019