Jerk off

used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)

I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!

by monsto January 15, 2003

Jerk

The derivative of acceleration. Also known as the third derivative of the position/time function.

The jerk is usually experienced by people when their car jolts forward. It is the change in acceleration as a function of time.

by randomguypopadopolous October 20, 2006

jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

by steel julian April 4, 2005

office jerk

any guy at your job named Jay, Jeff, or Justin.

Jay's the new office jerk: totally anal-retentive, and a hopeless brown nose idiot.

by mr. buggaloo October 4, 2004

Jerek

If your dating a Jerek be prepared for a lot of... “how do you say his name?” “Is it jarrod?” “Is it jarrot?” But Jereks are the best boyfriends in the world they will love you unconditionally even if your crazy, and they know you are. They will buy you food if you ask nicely and pick you up when your down. And jereks do NOT have small penises the other person is lying because obviously someone hurt them.

I love you Jerek

by Rosie posey March 10, 2018

jerk-off

George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.

by Energy July 30, 2008

Circle Jerk

Someone who accelerates when entering a traffic circle to cut off other drivers travelling at normal speeds.

As grandma rolled into the roundabout, she had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting a circle jerk in a yellow BMW.

by Eric Maan September 3, 2009