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Jared

He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.
by Tennisgurl January 5, 2022
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Jared

19 and illiterate
“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
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Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now
by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020
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Jared

In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess
-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.

- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
by Heykeymeykey November 8, 2019
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Jared

They will break your heart and they will tell you want you want to hear before you fall for them make sure you know what your getting into because your getting ready for a heartbreaking experience and you will always carry that
I fell for a Jared he broke my heart because he said “ I like you too” little did I know he just wanted to leave me heartbroken
by 68283 April 19, 2019
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Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)
"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"
by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021
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