Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

Is Japanese a hard language?

You use this when you ask if learning japanese is difficult

"Is Japanese a hard language?"

"uhh sucky tan ducky doo"

by zadinosaur199 August 10, 2025

“Japanese booty tickle”

The game in which one runs up behind another, particularly a close friend or relative, and pinches their buttocks before whispering “japanese booty tickle” in their ear.

Kamryn and Kaylee run up behind Avery and Kylie to play “japanese booty tickle” intending to grab their butts.

by stefansploogenami July 1, 2025

Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!

Humorous inversion of “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

“They say it’s over, we’re down and out, no chance. And to that I say: Over? Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!”

by Alex-2598 May 11, 2024

japanese emu

a good looking fellow who is actually Korean and is a human boy and likes anime

here comes that Japanese emu! oh sh*t what up!

by japanese emu August 20, 2019

Japanese Rice Krispy

getting at least 10 "midget: Women and Ejaculating on their face, butt, and in their vagina

" I pulled the Japanese Rice krispy on that ho"

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 7, 2025