the big boy. the hottest being in all of humanity. he's real and married to me. a big 9 foot tall blue creature.
by papalouiesasscheeks May 14, 2023
Get the jake sullymug. Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
Get the Jake Messengermug. The rarest man on the planet. He's hard to find because he tends to be in hiding most of his life. He has fucked so many bitches that he has become immortal and a god. Jizzy Jake cannot walk around in public without having to pry the mouths of many of the hottest bitches off his huge schlong. If you happen to see the rare sighting of Jizzy Jake, take advantage of the blessing and give him the ride of his life, for you might never get such an amazing opportunity....ever.
by thetruthistold November 21, 2010
Get the Jizzy Jakemug. A beautiful, handsome, more talented than you will ever be, perfect, funny, cute, amazing man. The loml. Stan Enhypen. Stan Jake.
Person 1: Who is that handsome man with that dog named Layla in Enhypen?
Person 2: You mean Jake Sim?
Person 2: You mean Jake Sim?
by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022
Get the Jake Simmug. Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.
To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
by StatGlass July 2, 2021
Get the Jake, really?mug. by Jake and rocco January 25, 2018
Get the rocco and jakemug. Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015
Get the Jake Lockermug.