flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

be itchy

pronunciation 'bitchy' .....

u be itchy goose.. watch out ...

by taha a.k.a xzist September 23, 2009

Beer Itch

The feeling you get when you have to have something cold and you know that a soda just won't do.

Hey man, I've got a beer itch. Throw me a cold one!

by Kruelt July 13, 2010

Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.

Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.

by Sipacris January 3, 2011

red itch

Also known as "raw itch." This is a term for a scalp itch that is so persistent that it continues to itch even after you have managed to scrape your scalp raw.

Girl: "Maybe you should wash your hair."
Guy: "You're probably right. I had a terrible red itch today."

by erndre November 7, 2010

Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015

Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016